MARIAH | 20 | CANADA

coffee, cigarettes, summer, driving, shopping, reading, country music, movies, horseback riding, keith urban, connie britton, kelly rutherford, robert downey jr, kelli williams, dana delany, sela ward, brenda strong, matt settle, nicole kidman, darby stanchfield, sons of anarchy, scandal, nashville, lie to me, pretty little liars, grey's anatomy, svu, criminal minds.

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

on 25 Aug about 3 weeks ago with 154088N

kentrippy:

do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.

on 18 Aug about 1 month ago with 358141N

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

on 16 Aug about 1 month ago with 370655N
friends;  
on 6 Aug about 1 month ago with 1750N
the breakfast club;  
on 6 Aug about 1 month ago with 3782N
maya angelou;  
on 6 Aug about 1 month ago with 80N
kate walsh;  favorite people;  
on 29 Jul about 1 month ago with 2483N
garth brooks;  favorite people;  
on 28 Jul about 1 month ago with 14275N

egberts:

bikinipowerbottom:

Guy on the right is like “Girl bye”

guy on the left like “girl hi”

on 28 Jul about 1 month ago with 433594N

robelessd:

the holy trinity

on 24 Jul about 1 month ago with 375462N

hqlines:

♡ Find all good posts here! ♡

on 24 Jul about 1 month ago with 459N
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